{"title":"Pens","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"pen-funny-saying","title":"Pen Funny Saying","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"356\"\u003eBecause sometimes a regular pen just doesn’t capture the vibe. These funny, sarcastic, slightly unhinged pens are here to match your mood - whether you're getting things done or dramatically over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"463\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"376\"\u003e• Black ink\u003cbr data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"390\"\u003e• Built-in stylus tip\u003cbr data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"414\"\u003e• Each saying comes in a variety of pen colours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"590\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"488\"\u003eOrdering Online:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"491\"\u003ePlease message us \u003cem data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"536\"\u003ebefore placing your order\u003c\/em\u003e to confirm the saying you want is currently in stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"614\"\u003eAvailable Sayings:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"639\"\u003eGrumpy Old Bastard\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"639\"\u003eKindly Fuck Off\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"681\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eChaos Coordinator\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"697\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"697\"\u003eRide or Die\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"707\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"707\"\u003eEWWW!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"738\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"738\"\u003eDon’t Touch My Fucking Pen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"764\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eDepartment of Fuckery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eGet Shit Done\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eI Need a Fucking Drink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eFresh Out of Fucks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eFuuuuuuuuck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"876\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eRay of Fucking Sunshine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"900\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"900\"\u003eYou Can Be Replaced\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"923\"\u003ePowered by Sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eRuns on Caffeine \u0026amp; Chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"978\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eEmotional Support Pen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eFuck That\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1077\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for work, school, home… or passive-aggressively protecting your stationery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Prairie Soul","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45818755154168,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2545\/0530\/files\/34012736-39E2-44DF-A4A1-4B3DBBE636B9.jpg?v=1728591005"}],"url":"https:\/\/prairiesoulsk.ca\/collections\/pens.oembed","provider":"Prairie Soul","version":"1.0","type":"link"}