Pen Funny Saying

Pen Funny Saying

Regular price $5.00 Sale

Because sometimes a regular pen just doesn’t capture the vibe. These funny, sarcastic, slightly unhinged pens are here to match your mood - whether you're getting things done or dramatically over it.

Details:
• Black ink
• Built-in stylus tip
• Each saying comes in a variety of pen colours

Ordering Online:
Please message us before placing your order to confirm the saying you want is currently in stock.

Available Sayings:

  • Grumpy Old Bastard

  • Kindly Fuck Off

  • Chaos Coordinator

  • Ride or Die

  • EWWW!

  • Don’t Touch My Fucking Pen

  • Department of Fuckery

  • Get Shit Done

  • I Need a Fucking Drink

  • Fresh Out of Fucks

  • Fuuuuuuuuck

  • Ray of Fucking Sunshine

  • You Can Be Replaced

  • Powered by Sarcasm

  • Runs on Caffeine & Chaos

  • Emotional Support Pen

  • Fuck That

Perfect for work, school, home… or passive-aggressively protecting your stationery.