Funny Saying Pen | Assorted Styles

A pen with a little more personality. Because sometimes a regular pen just doesn’t capture the vibe. These funny, sarcastic, slightly unhinged pens are here to match your mood - whether you're getting things done or dramatically over it.

We carry a constantly changing assortment of sayings and colours in store, so there’s always something new to find. They make an easy little gift, desk accessory or impulse treat for yourself.

Details:
• Black ink
• Built-in stylus tip
• Assorted funny + sarcastic sayings
• Available in a variety of pen colours
• Styles + sayings change regularly
• $5 each

Ordering online:
Our full selection isn't listed individually online. If you've seen a particular saying you'd like, send us a message to check what's currently available. Once confirmed, simply add this listing to your cart.

• Grumpy Old Bastard

• Kindly Fuck Off

• Chaos Coordinator

• Ride or Die

• EWWW!

• Don’t Touch My Fucking Pen

• Department of Fuckery

• Get Shit Done

• I Need a Fucking Drink

• Fresh Out of Fucks

• Fuuuuuuuuck

• Ray of Fucking Sunshine

• You Can Be Replaced

• Powered by Sarcasm

• Runs on Caffeine & Chaos

• Emotional Support Pen

• Fuck That

Perfect for work, school, home… or passive-aggressively protecting your stationery.