Pen Funny Saying

Because sometimes a regular pen just doesn’t capture the vibe. These funny, sarcastic, slightly unhinged pens are here to match your mood - whether you're getting things done or dramatically over it.

Details:
• Black ink
• Built-in stylus tip
• Each saying comes in a variety of pen colours

Ordering Online:
Please message us before placing your order to confirm the saying you want is currently in stock.

Available Sayings:

• Grumpy Old Bastard

• Kindly Fuck Off

• Chaos Coordinator

• Ride or Die

• EWWW!

• Don’t Touch My Fucking Pen

• Department of Fuckery

• Get Shit Done

• I Need a Fucking Drink

• Fresh Out of Fucks

• Fuuuuuuuuck

• Ray of Fucking Sunshine

• You Can Be Replaced

• Powered by Sarcasm

• Runs on Caffeine & Chaos

• Emotional Support Pen

• Fuck That

Perfect for work, school, home… or passive-aggressively protecting your stationery.